I Think There Must Be A Mistake

Do you ever have those moments when everything just makes sense? Well I did, just the other day. So I call Cooled as we are purchasing a new car and I need information from him that's at home and I am in AZ. He answers the phone, sounding a bit down, so unlike him. I inquire as to what might be wrong, and it seems he has tummy trouble, and unable to locate the paperwork I need, based on his not feeling well.  As much as I can appreciate not feeling well I start thinking when was the last time I felt so bad that I was unable to function? It was with my migraine that put me in the hospital, it was a bad one, 911 was called by Cooled and I was put in the ambulance and hauled off. Other than that I think having surgery was the last time I was a bit unable to function, tummy trouble never keeps a gal down. So here comes my thought, if God created man in his image then does it make sense that God is male? I think not, I think God is female. Are we not the stronger of the gender? Do we not bare the children? Do we not clean up the dirty diapers and vomit without as much as a twinge of a gag? Are we not the ones who work 2 jobs and raise kids without missing a day? Does a head cold or tummy trouble make us dysfunctional? Nope, we carry on. So again if God created Man in his image I say he created Woman in her image and Man to do the heavy lifting.  It makes sense, right? Like the Garden of Eden, so when does a woman not resist food? We all do all the time, but when can you recall your man saying no to that slice of pie? Heck man cant resist much, not food and sometimes other women.  So take a moment and think about this, a man got hold of the Bible changed all he's to she's and she's to he's.  It just makes the world right again.

Do you ever have those moments when everything just makes sense? Well I did, just the other day.
So I call Cooled as we are purchasing a new car and I need information from him that’s at home and I am in AZ. He answers the phone, sounding a bit down, so unlike him. I inquire as to what might be wrong, and it seems he has tummy trouble, and unable to locate the paperwork I need, based on his not feeling well.
As much as I can appreciate not feeling well I start thinking when was the last time I felt so bad that I was unable to function? It was with my migraine that put me in the hospital, it was a bad one, 911 was called by Cooled and I was put in the ambulance and hauled off. Other than that I think having surgery was the last time I was a bit unable to function, tummy trouble never keeps a gal down.
So here comes my thought, if God created man in his image then does it make sense that God is male? I think not, I think God is female. Are we not the stronger of the gender? Do we not bare the children? Do we not clean up the dirty diapers and vomit without as much as a twinge of a gag? Are we not the ones who work 2 jobs and raise kids without missing a day? Does a head cold or tummy trouble make us dysfunctional? Nope, we carry on. So again if God created Man in his image I say he created Woman in her image and Man to do the heavy lifting.
It makes sense, right? Like the Garden of Eden, so when does a woman not resist food? We all do all the time, but when can you recall your man saying no to that slice of pie? Heck man cant resist much, not food and sometimes other women.
So take a moment and think about this, a man got hold of the Bible changed all he’s to she’s and she’s to he’s.
It just makes the world right again.


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